Chachi ki chut ki chudai -1

Pyaare dosto, Mera naam Amreek Singh hai aur main Nakodar, Punjab ke paas ek gaaon mein rahta hoon, Umra hai 22 saal aur B.A paas hoon, Gora chitta tandrust baanka jawaan hoon.

Apni ghar ki kheti baadi hai. Padhaai mein theek thaak tha to socha koi naukri karne ke bajaay apni zameen pe kheti hi karun. To main tan mann se kheti mein jut gaya aur apna kaam bade achhe se sambhaal liya.

Ab ghar mein meri shaadi ki baatein chalne lagi. Waise to mera koi chakkar nahin tha, Haan pados ke gaaon ki ek ladki se yaari thi magar bas itni ke jab bhi milte bas choda chodi ke liye hi milte thay.

Aise mein ek din Pita ji ne bataya ki hamare Chacha ji jo England mein bas gaye thay aur wo aa rahe hain aur saath mein unki nayi Biwi bhi aa rahi hai. Wo bahut saalon ke baad aa rahe thay to ghar mein to jaise shaadi jaisa maahaul ho gaya tha, Sabke sab taiyaariyon mein jute thay.

Phir nischit din pe hamare Chacha aur Chachi bhi aa gaye. Amritsar airport se gaadi karke wo gaaon aaye. Gaaon ke gate pe hi unka swagat kiya gaya.

Chacha ji kareeb 50 saal ke rahe honge, Magar Chachi to bas 34-35 ki lagti thi. Magar phir bhi kya gazab ki cheez thi. Tight T-shirt aur jeans mein wo qayamat lag rahi thi, Bala ki khoobsurat, Gora gulaabi rang, Ye gol gol chooche, Bade bade chootad.
Main to Chachi ka husna dekh kar hi dang rah gaya.

Khair, Khoob aav-bhagat huyi, Chacha Chachi ki.. Har koi unke liye daud daud kar kaam kar raha tha, Main bhi!

Chachi mujhse bahut khush huyi aur unhone mujhe apna friend bana liya. Jyadatar to wo jeans T-shirt mein hi hoti thi aur dupatta to leti hi nahin thi, Bachpan se hi England mein pali badhi thi to bahut hi bindaas thi.

Aksar unke jhukne ya aadhe tirchhe hone par main unke bade bade aur gol matol boobs ke darshan kar leta, Wo bhi jaanti thi main kya dekh raha hoon, Magar hamesha hans deti ya majaak mein mujhe chhed deti, Kabhi aankh maar deti.

Sach kahoon to mujhe Chachi se pyaar hone laga tha, Main chahta tha ki wo kabhi nahin jaaye, Aur Chacha ko chhod kar mujhse shaadi kar len.

Ek din unhone kaha ki wo hamare khet aur zameen dekhna chahti hai, Main khushi khushi unhein apne saath le gaya aur unhein apne tractor pe baitha kar apni saari zameen, Tubewell wagairah sab dikhaya.

Us waqt dhaan ko paani lag raha tha aur hamare tubewell ke paani ki dhaar ko dekh kar to wo uchhal padi- Waah, Yahan nahane ka to maza aa jaaye!
Uske mukh se nikla.

‘Aap yahan nahayenge?’ Maine hairaani se poocha.

‘Friend, Yah India hai, England nahin, Agar aap yahan nahaogi to saara gaaon yahan pe ekattha ho jaayega,
Khamakhah tamasha ban jaayega.’ Maine use samjhaya.

‘To agar main yahan nahana chahoo to kya mera friend meri help nahin karega?’ Usne aankhon mein gahra jhaankte huye poocha.

‘Agar aapko tubewell pe nahana hai to is par nahin, Ek aur motor hai hamari, Wahan par aap khul kar jitna chahe naha sakti hain.’ Maine use bataya, Magar mann hi mann mein main yah soch raha tha ki agar main ise motor mein nahlaane lekar jaaunga, To kya mujhe nangi dekhne ka mauka milega.

Main yah soch hi raha tha ki tabhi wo boli- To chalo, Mujhe wahan pe le chalo, Main tubewell dekhna chahti hoon.

Main use apne us tubewell pe bhi le gaya, Wo abhi band tha.
Usne dekha to poocha- Yah to band hai, Kab chalega?

Maine kaha- Hum kal subah yahan aayenge, Main aakar ye pump chala doonga, Aur aap naha lena.

‘Yah huyi na baat…’ Kah kar usne mujhe meri bagal se baahon mein bhar liya, Aur uske dono narm narm boobs meri chhati se chipak gaye, Waah kya anand aaya.

Aas paas koi nahin tha, Sach kahoon to mera dil kiya ki ‘Yahin ise pakad ke chod..’ Baad mein chahe saali jail kyon ne ho jaaye.
Magar maine phir bhi apni feelings par kaboo rakha.
Saari raat meri inhin socho mein beeti ki ‘Kal kya hoga.. Kya wo mere saamne nahayengi, Bilkul nangi nahayengi ya bikni pahan kar? Kahin mujhe yah to nahin kah degi ki main nahin rahi hoon, Tum door jaao,
Ye kasam de de ki mat dekhna, Par agar usne mujhe bhi nahane ke liye bula liye to, Aur agar mujhe chodne ke liye kah diya to?

‘Bye god..’ Is vichaar ke baad to maare khushi ke mujhe neend hi nahin aayi, Kitni der main use tarah tarah se chodne ke sapne dekhta raha.

Agle din main to khair kaafi jaldi uth kar chala gaya kyonki kheto ko paani lagana tha. Kareeb 10 baje main waapis ghar aaya. Jab Chachi mili to maine poocha- Hello friend, Nahane chalna hai?

Wo to khushi se uchhal padi- Yes, Right now, Main abhi aayi.

Wo apne kamre mein gayi aur ek chhota sa bag utha laayi. Main tractor pe baitha kar apne saath le gaya. Tubewell par pahunch kar maine pump on kiya. Paani ki moti dhaar nikli aur haud ko bharne lagi. Dekhte hi dekhte haud bhar gaya.

Maine kaha- Lijiye, Aapke nahane ka intezaam ho gaya.